The Taqi News
22 November 2021
Let us pray for Wali Taqi

A week ago, something very tragic happened in our beautiful country. On 14 October 2021, Wali Taqi gave his annual speech in his own church in front of the male population. Here he declared his love for the country and for the faith. He told us that the men are doing a good job to take over this country. He was also very happy with the men working in the oil industry, as sales continue to increase. He rewarded all these workers with an amulet, which is a great honour.
Unfortunately, an accident happened during his speech. An extreme feminist stood up just after Wali Taqi's speech, during the deafening applause. She stepped up to him and stabbed Wali Taqi with a knife right in his belly. He was immediately taken to hospital. Our leader Wali Taqi was not doing well for a while, but now he is out of danger. The men who work in the hospital are taking very good care of him and have told us that Wali Taqi will definitely come through.
​The extreme feminist, whose name we will not disclose yet, has been arrested and is now in prison. Here she has to wait for her punishment. That punishment will most probably be death. This is another example of why men should rule this country and women have no role in our society.

Let us all pray for Wali Taqi in the coming days.
Wali Taqi asks his wife to marry him
Wali Taqi is the great ruler in Kanisa and everyone looks up to him and his family. His girlfriend, his three daughters and of course his four sons of whom Wali Taqi Junior will take over the reigns. But after all these years, it has happened. Wali Taqi has asked his wife to marry him.
​Wali Taqi met his girlfriend in the beautiful park in the capital Muqadas. He fell in love with her beautiful smile after just one look. She did not immediately give in, but about three months later they officially became a couple.

Since then, women were also not welcome in Kanisa because Wali Taqi claimed that his wife should be the only woman in Kanisa. Later, he made exceptions for his daughters.
After 15 years, it is finally here. Wali Taqi has finally asked his girlfriend to be his wife. This happened at the same place where he met her. In the park in the capital Muqadas. This happened in a very special way. All seven children were there and had their best clothes on. Under a small arbour, Wali Taqi went down on his two knees and bowed to his wife. By this ritual she already knew how late it was and she immediately started to cry.
Meanwhile, the preparations for the wedding party are already underway. More than 50 people are working on it and will make it the biggest and most beautiful party ever. The party will only be a few years away, but it has to be perfect for Wali Taqi, which is why preparations have already started.

"True love isn't found, it's built"
Prayer rules are adapted for children.
As we all know, the people of Kanisa must follow the rules of prayer. These can be found in our holy book. Until now, these prayer rules were the same for children, but Wali Taqi has decided to change them.

For an adult male, the prayer ritual is as follows. The first time of prayer is at six o'clock in the morning before breakfast. After breakfast and before work at eight o'clock is the second time of prayer. At 1.30 pm follows the third ritual. After dinner in the evening at 18h00 and at 20h00 are the last two prayer rituals. A man in Kanisa is thus obliged to pray 5 times a day. Of course there may be other moments of prayer between these times, but they are not obligatory and do not fall on a specific hour.
So children used to be required to pray five times a day. But Wali Taqi has now changed this to three times. This is because children still need time to learn and for their free time. So they are obliged to pray after breakfast at 8 o'clock in the morning. At
1.30 pm and the last moment of prayer for them is at 6 pm after dinner. These rules apply to children under the age of 16. Those over the age of 16 must follow the rules for adult residents of Kanisa.

"If you train your children to anything, train them, at least, to a habit of prayer."
Wali Taqi has now also provided a special prayer book for children under
16. It tells them when to pray, the various prayers and much more information about their god and about Wali Taqi, Kanisa's great leader. They can also leave in this book what they feel during a prayer or what else they would like to learn for later during the different prayer moments.